Blōkes T-Shirts

Blōkes T-Shirts — Coming Soon'ish

Straight from Kev's corner and stitched with sass: our Blōkes T-Shirts are on the workbench. Kev’s been scribbling in the shed again—and we’re turning his banter into wearable charm. Our upcoming BlōkesT-Shirts feature everything from classic Aussie one-liners to bush-born wisdom, printed on super-soft cotton that’s mate-tested and morning-approved.

Think clean lines, cheeky one-liners, and bush-inspired charm printed on soft cotton comfort. Whether it’s shed banter, backyard wisdom, or subtle Aussie mischief—these tees were made for blokes who don’t mind making a statement while reaching for the Esky.

We’re also throwing image-print tees into the mix. Think photographic images, backyard scenes, Esky portraits, sausage sizzle still life, or a stylised shed sketch—all stamped with that uniquely blokey kind of humour that’s just the right blend of cheek and charm.

Whether it’s words, pictures, or a combo of both, these tees were made for blokes who lead with logic (Kev logic, that is), laugh in the laundry aisle, and know their way around an air-fryer sausage roll.

They're mate-tested, morning-approved, and ready to wear with pride (or with socks and slides—no judgement here).